American Dad! Season 1 Episode 9 : A Smith in the Hand

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Summary

Stan decides to teach Steve sex ed himself, teaching him the \"evils\" of masturbation. However, Stan suffers an embarrassing accident, and his ointment use turns into an addiction to masturbation. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a bartender after Hayley insults him about doing nothing but watch sleazy reality shows on TV.

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Stan Knows Best

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Oedipal Panties

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The One That Go...

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One Little Word

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Roy Rogers McFr...

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My Morning Stra...

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G-String Circus

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Don't Look a Sm...

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A Jones for a S...

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May the Best St...

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Return of the B...

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Merlot Down Dir...

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Why Can't We Be...

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Roger Passes th...

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Blonde Ambition

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Gifted Me Liber...

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Standard Deviat...

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Santa, Schmanta

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Jeff and the Da...

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Stompe Le Monde

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Demolition Dadd...

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Brave Noob Worl...

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Roger Needs Dic...

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Salute Your Sll...

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First, Do No Fa...

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The Old Country

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Businessly Brun...

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Shakedown Steve

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Little Bonnie R...

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Mused and Abuse...

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Comb Over: A Ha...

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The Sinister Fa...

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The Book of Fis...

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Epic Powder Dum...

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American Graffi...

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Beyond the Alco...

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The Curious Cas...

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The Fast and th...

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A League of His...

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