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After Lisa breaks Milhouse's heart yet again, he hooks up with a fifth-grader named Taffy, only to force Lisa to face up to how she really feels about him. After a mishap with Patty's hair, Homer re-styles it and becomes Springfield's hottest hairdresser. Homer decides to open his own hairdressing salon, only to find that the endless gossip and complaining of his female client's makes him too depressed to want to continue.


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